Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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