Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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