For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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