We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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