what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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