i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Text me some of your sweat
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