somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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