you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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