You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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