Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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