super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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