Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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