I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i out mim tonsoeep
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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