I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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