He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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