the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
only if we run a train.
done.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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