Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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