After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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