The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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