I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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