There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
id be glad to
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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