But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
