so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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