Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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