I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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