it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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