At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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