if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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