I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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