Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
