We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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