butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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