So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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