Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
