Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Randomize