oh god the rape fog is back!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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