quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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