kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
it's like iHOP with fire
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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