is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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