is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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