Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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