that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We had sex on a dog bed..
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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