Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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