Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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