***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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