i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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