Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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