I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
