you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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