And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
