Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
porn star boner night. come get it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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