No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
