Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
