Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Randomize
