maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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