Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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